Is That Your Bush Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Rita says that I am very brave to post this picture. I say this will be the best picture I will ever post. I didn't even have to suck in my gut when she took this. My gut was my perfect son. This was taken the last hour before we walked out the door for my induction. My other boys were upstairs sleeping as I got naked for the first time in front of my best friend. I stood there saying "Don't get my face." as she and Frank snapped away.

FYI: Rita cropped a tremendous amount of bush from this photo. That was the only thing I was embarrassed about, being the former stripper and all, I have been VERY well groomed for many years now. But since about 5 months of pregnancy I gave up. Kinda hard to maintain what you can't see anymore. I have informed my husband, once action on the playing field commences, the field will mowed properly. TMI, right? Sorry, I do that sometimes. Well actually all the time.

Baby and Sex

These seem to be the only two things on my mind lately. The baby because I worship his 20 inch body and Sex because it has been so long since I've gotten any! I was on pelvic rest from about 8 weeks of pregnancy to 35 weeks. When I could have it I was not so into it! Who can be into it when there is fully developed human being between you and the man that put said human being there. My relationship with my husband was founded on sex and I want it back. I am not talking about the purpose driven sex we had for a year to conceive the most perfect baby in the world. I am talking the dirty nasty drunk sex that made us fall in love to begin with.

This post was not only typed one handed as I nurse perfect baby but inspired by RitaPita and the sweaty dirty firemen of Columbia county. Must see RitaPita's latest post to get that.

Censored

I would like to start by thanking everyone for their well wishes on the birth of the most gorgous baby in the world. (if you see his big brothers and tell them I said that I will tell them not believe people that read blogs of people who can't spell!!!!) And on that spelling subject I truly apologize for my awlful spelling. I would like to say it will get better now that I am sleeping slightly more and not itching to death but that would be a lie. I have never been known for my spelling, or math for that matter. But you can ask me anything about serial killers and I can fill you in on the why, when, and where. Go ahead ask me.......I am that good! I also hate the spell check that comes with blogger I would rather look like a dumb ass than use that thing.

OK now back to the title:

I am a part of message board of the Doctor that performed my Tubal Reversal. I have been reading and posting on this board for three years in October. Post are usually limited to comments and questions about trying to conceive after you get the surgery with annoucements of pregnancies and births of the "star" babies. Well being the proud and happy mother that I am I went on and posted a link to this site so that I could share the pics that Rita put on for me last week. Well, my post up and dissapeared before I logged back on again. When I tried to find it I was told it did not exist. So I posted another one asking where my post and link went and was informed that I could not link people from that site to mine because of my "sexual language and links to adult sites" Great day I feel like a porn star selling my goods. What a bunch of dumb asses! The sad thing is I havn't even begun to write the really "racey" things. Let me put it this way....left hand on bible and right hand in swear position...... I promise to do exactly that. Anyone know any really good adult sites I can link to. The raunchier the better. Don't want to dissapoint.

I will try to be back soon I have fussy baby needing some yummy milk filled titty. (can you imagine the googling hits I will get from that last sentance.)

sincerly,
Debbie from Dallas (See how many of you get that. Warning: May show your age if you do!)_

Roman Is Here!

The Night Before

Sleeping Soundly

Roman Feet

Labor Day

I am sitting here with 2 hours and 5 minutes before I am t be induced. I am very nervous. Frank is asleep upstairs and Rita is asleep in the chair in the living room. I am glad someone is getting some sleep. I am way to scared to even think about sleeping.

I will update everyone in a couple of days. I am going to finish laundry and take a shower before we go and welcome baby Roman into the world. Hopefully I will have some pictures for you soon too.