Allen's First Girlfriend

Boy have things changed since I was in middle school. You know 500 years ago. Allen came home the other day and said that one of his friends had him on his website. So naturally we had to see. The girl named Kristina is his girlfriend. His first girlfriend. His first girlfriend that he talks to on the phone for hours with. His first girlfried that he has already gone to the movies twice with. His first girlfriend that I had to introduce myself to because he pretended like I was not standing in the movie lobby with them. His first girlfriend that he held hands with at the movie. His first girlfried that is really cute and my heart aches for him because he is in middle school and we all know how long those relationships last!! Ok do you get the picture if not I will show it to you. Introducing Allen, his friends, and girlfriend.